This is the last record from the day spend in London where I took down 15 Guinness World Records titles in a day.
I was reclaiming a record I’d previously held but had lost. I had to beat Andre Ortolf’s time of 16 seconds for the fastest time to drink a liter of lime juice through a straw. I hate this record. I hurts. It’s no fun. I’m not an eating expert. I’m not used to the stomach discofort. But for the sake of glory and to get to 15 Guinness World Records titles in one day I went forth and slurped the liter down in 13.99 seconds. I would have celebrated right away but I needed to dispose of the lime juice in the sink first… and then I celebrated.
Unfortunately the glory was short-lived and since I’ve broken this record Andre has taken it back. I know I’m physically capable of breaking it again, but do I want to? What do you think?